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Monday, April 24, 2006

Random Pinhead

The guy in the little yellow Mitsubishi who nearly ran me over in the parking lot at Publix five minutes ago, because he was too busy cherry bombing it and profiling for whoever he thought was was checking him out. "Whoever" actually turned out to be Nobody.

But dude, watch where you're going. You aren't that cool that you can afford to run over pedestrians. Besides, if the car is what has you overhyped and lead-footed, it (the car, not your heavy foot) ain't that cool either. The third installment of The Fast & the Furious is already in the works. You missed the boat, and your fad is playyyyyyyyyyyyyyed out!

1 Comments:

  • Sounds like 25% of the people that live in my apartment complex. Just out of curiosity, how many stickers were on there? I hear a 'TYPE R' logo itself adds horsepower to the car.

    By Anonymous ChrisA, at 8:31 PM  

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