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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

No backing down. Some things shouldn't be seen everywhere

To the latest anonymous person who emailed me off the blog to question my criticism of the 8th & Ocean model who bragged in that MTV show's opening episode about seeing "anus" everywhere, yes I was right!

You are kicking it in a strange place if you are seeing that part of the body everywhere. And I can only guess it means that you are either staring up the business end of a tidy bowl, or you're having nightmares from your internship in a proctologist's office.

But really, this isn't a conversation about orifices, it's about people trying so hard to sound cool instead of just being themselves that they stick their feet in their...mouths.

3 Comments:

  • indeed. Keep that crap in your house or the bathroom at the bar...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:13 PM  

  • ... or Uranus.

    :-)

    By Blogger Manola Blablablanik, at 7:24 PM  

  • James, one thing to keep in mind -- besides the fact that this vapid model was more than likely reading a from a script and hardly some Pablo Neruda -- that on South Beach, there are now body parts on display one didn't even know existed, defying previously known textbook anatomy.

    I had a conversation with someone today who moved to Miami Beach five years ago. She mentioned how much it had changed. Well, I replied, 15 years ago, you couldn't even see a fake boob anywhere, and now they are in your face.

    By Blogger Manola Blablablanik, at 8:09 PM  

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