Deck the halls, not the spouses
That's messed up. I hope that they fell down the stairs or got hit by an errant ball on the tennis court or something.
But if these women didn't suffer unfortunate accidents, and the men in their lives inflicted the wounds I hope those dudes get locked up, loved by their cell mates and beaten like they stole something.
Fellas, none of you should need instructions on this, but if she pisses you off, punch a wall, not a woman.
And if you're one of those rare - but existent - guys whose wife or girlfriend is beating you like you stole something, turn her butt in. She can do time too. Odds are though, most guys would take the beatings rather than admit the thrashings were coming from women. What does that say about us, guys? I ask, 'cause I'm genuinely curious, not 'cause Mrs. B is smacking me around.