Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

PARIS HILTON IS SENTENCED TO 45 DAYS IN JAIL.

What did one inmate say to the other?

Who cares? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

But seriously, after the sentencing Kathy Hilton, the jailbird's mother, told the prosecutor he was pathetic.

Bad message, mom. He didn't pour the booze down your daughter's throat or force her to drive repeatedly on a suspended license. You should have hugged the prosecutor and thanked him for locking your rocket scientist up and thus maybe inadvertently helping her clean up her act.

OK, that's all the serious stuff I have to say.

Back to what I was saying earlier: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!