Ask James Anything
But I will answer questions. If folks respond and have fun with it, I'll do this once a week. Not to say my opinion on anything but the price of beans in China counts for anything. And I'm no J. Carson. I don't have any answers in hermetically sealed envelopes.
But seriously, ask me anything about pretty much anything: the news biz, the differences in newspaper, TV, and radio reporting, me, politics, music, movies, romance, how to get the girl/guy of your dreams, sports, loserdom, geekdom, nerddom, how I stay so pretty, the weather. You name it. Almost no topic is off limits. And if you stumble across the one or two off-limits topics, I'll gently remind you, and we'll all happily move on.
OK, so fire away. I'll even take jokey joke questions. And if I don't know the answer, I'll find it.
Don't embarrass me now. I don't want to look at this blog when I get home from work and see I only got one question. I've told my overlords that you guys are reading this thing. Prove me right, or else they'll beat me, banish me to reporting celebutant news, and make me eat sewer rats. Tell a friend. Or this will be the first and last Ask James Anything Friday.
I'll answer the questions. But otherwise I have to work on my book tonight. So there probably won't be another new post till tomorrow morning. Till then, peace and hair grease.
***UPDATE*** You guys who read me regularly know I'm not uptight or afraid of any topic. So I don't want anyone discouraged from asking a question out of hyper-PC fear. Ask away, and if your question is too "naughty" for a PG-13 blog I'll just say so in my reply. No big deal. The only off-limits questions, really, are about Mrs. B, unless you're asking about her health. And in that case I'll save you the trouble: she's doing well and recovering nicely.
Also, I'll save you the trouble on this: Yes, I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.
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