Whoa! I think I found my twin(s)?

They say we all have a twin out there. Somewhere on the other side of the planet is a man or woman who looks exactly like you.

Anyway, I've always believed that twin theory. So you can imagine my excitement when
Freddie posted a link to My Heritage, a Web site that, among other things, allows you to upload a photo of yourself and then does a face recognition scan of the picture and looks for matches among its collection of celebrity mugs.

It was both the funniest and most disturbing thing I've done online for a while.

Here I was thinking this program was gonna match me to Malcolm-Jamal Warner, better known as Theo Huxtable on the Cosby Show or Dennis Haysbert, AKA Pres. David Palmer on 24. I ain't that vain, but those are the guys strangers most often tell me I look like.

Instead, I swear, this thing matched my face scan to, among others, Mary Tyler Moore, David Schwimmer, Jason Biggs, Paulo Maldini, Shalom Harlow, and John Cleese.

So I tried a different photo, in case the first one was fuzzy or something. And the program matched the second photo with Beyonce, Jeff Bridges, John Cusack, Ray Romano, James Brown, and Helena Bonham Carter, among others.

Either that program's broken, or my folks have some 'splainin' to do.