Don't Piss Me Off... Nights after 9 p.m. or Weekends

This isn't particular to Miami, but what in the world is up with people committing cell phone assault lately?

There are the allegations (and criminal charges now) of Naomi Campbell braining her assistant with a talk piece a couple of weeks ago.

And then Cynthia McKinney (D-Georgia), is alleged to have been clutching her cell phone when she popped a Capital cop for grabbing her in an effort to stop the congresswoman from continuing past a security checkpoint last week.

It's bananas, but a novel idea. Think how menacing you could be if you told a nemesis "I'd knock your head off right now... if I didn't only have 100 anytime minutes left till next month."